bertie beetle


possibly the best chocolate in existence.
manufactured by the australian chocolate manufacturer, nestle.
also possibly the most popular showbag sold at the show.
i want a bertie beetle showbag!!
to squash a juicy bug in your w-nking hand and using it as lubricant
i was lonely at work and a christmas beetle flew past so i gave myself a bertie beetle!

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