Bertie

the most amazing man you will meet. he is a complete gentleman, walking you to your door each time you go on a date no matter how long it will eventually take him to get home. not pushy and caters to your every need. he is p-ssionate about things he believes in and will fight for them. he is fun to be with and enjoys laughter and good company. he is kind and thoughtful. he is the guy that everyone wishes they were with. he is handsome and charming and strong both in the mind and physically. although he can be a little insecure at times, he needs not to be because he is someone that you will surrender all of your love to wholly. his p-ssions are, rugby, photography, politics, animal rights music and fitness. he is going to conquer the world, one step at a time! if you don’t fall in love with this man then you must have some serious issues, you’d be lucky to have him in your life.
guy walks girl home. that is such a bertie thing to do.
to throw up/vomit/be sick.

often but not specifically after consuming large quant-ties of alcohol.
i.]
person at a party:

-downs an alcoholic beverage then lurches forward with their hand over their mouth-

everyone else in the vacinity:

“don’t bertie! don’t bertie!”

ii.]
person talking about a party:
“…and he drank half a bottle of straight gin, then bertied in a flowerpot.”

iii.]
person who feels sick:
“eurghh i think i’m gonna bertie.”
a derogaratory name for a h-m-s-xual/s usually linked to actors.

reputed by john sessions on an episode of qi to have come from a conversation he had with either alec guinness or laurence olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (js) to avoid.
(1) i’ve been offered the role of hamlet at sadlers wells

(2) who with?

(1) the sdt

(2) oh they’re an absolute fleet of bertie’s
i’ve taken this from the allsorts advert. which used the saying “one to many and you might turn bertie”. bertie can be used for when you’ve had one to many of anything.
– i’ve been out all night and i’m abit “bertie”.
– how are you mate?…”bertie”
a extra large poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
a huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.
ive just done a “bertie” or whos left a “bertie”
noun, used for part of anatomy observed by others when one is bending over and one’s trousers (often jeans) slide down the hips to reveal the upper region of one’s -ss cleavage.
abrev. for ‘bertie b-ttcrack’
izzy bent over & showed us all her bertie.
fingering a girl up the -ss hole then licking it in portugal
bertie goes to portugal