Bertrum


a whipped b-tch with actions deeply synonymous with the actions of a loyal, terminally-ill pet. usually found to have a woodland critter for hair. will tell you how much he cares about his consistently failed crush. in response, you will most likely blow him off and inform him that he is a f-cktard.

generally spotted with an imaginary spiked collar with a short leash made of chain links attached to it. on the other end of the collar lies an emotionally mutilated girl who doesn’t know what the f-ck she wants. quite often, this girl can be categorized as a thunderbunt.
esteban: holy sh-t, have you seen bertrum lately?
cristobo: yeah dude, he slept outside sondra’s door when she didn’t come to lunch.
esteban: f-cking thunderbunt.
cristobo: tell me about it. f-cking bertrum. what a diseased piece of -ss, sleeping outside the rooms of raging thunderbunts.

noun: a h-m-s-xual male or effeminate heteros-xual male. often shortened to “birch”.

from the latin: bertronius – a citizen of rome who is light in the sandals.
chris: is that dude holding a handbag?

stef: i think it’s called a ‘manbag’

chris: either way he’s clearly a bertrum!

alex: such a birch!

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