besk
a desk for your laptop, to be used on your bed
nice besk schnurr
thanks, it’s from ikea
a queen or larger-sized bed with a repurposed side. said side is usually between 20 and 25%, but no more than 40%, of the non-wall facing side of bed. repurposed side is specifically meant to double as a desk and intended for office use. accordingly, one’s besk should be occupied with office supplies, laptop, ipad, bills, remote controls, and the occasional food crumb.
guy lays in bed next to his girlfriend and says: “scoot over. you’re shuffling the papers on my besk.”
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