best barometer


this is a synonym for a p-n-s in p-rn films. it is derived from the ability of an experienced p-n-s and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a v-g-n-, breast, -n-s or in fact any other body part for f-cking or coital relations.

typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.
“my p-n-s is the best barometer. the best test of a good t-t!”

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