Best Bloke


a man who isn’t just a good bloke, he is the best bloke. he is a typical aussie man. he never says anything bad about his mates, and his always making people around him seem better just because he is such a good bloke. he is the man that everyone wants to hang out with coz ya can always have a few beers with him and just talk sh-t.
do you know collo? he is the best bloke going round

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