Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)
a lovely boyfriend that embodies all that is good in the world.
emily: “holy gosh, you are the best boyfriend! if i were to give you a specific scientific t-tle, it would definitely be h-m- optimus!”
best boyfriend (h-m- optimus)
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