Bested


1: to be owned like a little school girl, preferably on your own host (see halo the game)
2: to be taken advantage of
1:you got bested on your own host? tsk tsk…
2:
nikkah 1:d-mn bro i got bested down at the dollar store today, that nikkah charged me $1.07 with tax
nikkah 2:what da h-ll is dis tax sh-t?
: to be completely conquered by some one, you have no self esteem left, or anyway do make a witty come back, lost for words.

: self esteem killer.

: to be owned beyond recognition
bro he bested you, you were at a loss for words when he got you with that come back by the kosher king
adj. exemplimery state of affiars how one becomes dogger hounded n f-cking feral
the bested -thinks-: hmmmmm… that scritch i drilled looks sumptious… now i wonder… they say no regrets… a-a-and you are what you eat… no. no. no more what ifs. still

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