Bet on the Gambler


when someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn’t know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. different than a shart, however, the results of losing the bet on the gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.
the large stain in lucy’s pants made it clear she bet on the gambler and lost.

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