Betch Bag


a betch bag is a happy bag turned inside out. it is like a slurpy while the happy bag is like 1000 burning suns. it is a bag of botch, and when it pops it creates a time portal that spews out inky black tears of pain and rage that resemble pieces of microwavable rice.
i called my blow-up doll a betch bag and now she isn’t talking to me anymore.

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