Betina
she’s the cute introverted girl who always gives way more than she gets back. she loves to make others smile, and is usually very crafty. she has a beauty she can’t see for herself.
“she always gives away what she makes! she must be a betina.”
a girl obessed with 80s music from brazilan who attracts many men by showing her hoo-haa. you all know what that is…her awesome collection of polly pockets! usually has a brother by the name of arthur who doesnt smile much unless forced and walks with a hop. betina is also another name for a duck, because betinas qauck a lot and freak out about batman on many random occasions. all over this h-m- sapien is crazy, weird, lovable, and totally gacious…watch out!!
(couple is walking in the park)
-someone walks by and lets a huge fart just rip out all over the place-
guy-there goes a betina…
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