Beto

1. an extremely large memeber.
2. annoyance at its best.
3. craziness defined.
4. lucky b-st-rd.
5. if ur a beto u got the stuff in ur pants!!!
my brother is such a beto!!!

the second..best motherf-cking guy ever!
mark: dude garrik is almost a beto.
joe: yeah but hes no j.j
mr.kaiser: no one can a j.j he owns
usually a hispanic male or hispanic dyk- who thinks they can get any girl they want. usually a high school drop out and bald.
beto: i love you
girl: i dont even know you
s-xy guy who is so perfect everyone wants to be around. usually has a beautiful girlfriend. he is very athletic.
talented. beto.
sum guy who’s ‘rofl’ing and ‘jeez’ing around in my irc client.
“lo betos” “jeez, lo”
a sh-tty little h-ll hole mexican restaurant chain that serves what seems to be horse meat, cat meat, rats, and carne esada platters. the tacos are unfit for a starving ethiopian, whereas the burritos are the cause for all of the world’s sin. eating here will cause you to either p-ss fire out of your -ss or blow the back out of your toilet.

if you are brave enough, or stupid enough to eat here, make sure you can count in spanish… as your order number will be read to you in this foreign tongue. with the mariachi style music, the order numbers being called out in spanish, the lawn mowing and landscaping mexicans in line with you, the filthy bathrooms, the messy tables, the flies buzzing around the salsa bar, and the stench of human and animal waste… one really gets the sense that he/she is in a different country, or in miami.

stay away from the refried beans and the fish tacos, they will keep you from sh-tting solid for at least 4 to 5 days after ingesting them.
brandon – “hey man, you wanna go to beto’s for lunch?”

jonathan – “are you kidding me? i’d rather not have a volcano for an -ss for the next 4 days!”
a man who shops for the many stylish clothes at banana republic.
also know as a queer.
beto jaywalked into the brightly lit banana republic store.