better with the lights off


1. “in possession of a such a great personality that not being distracted by your beauty makes you even more beautiful.”

2. “ugly, but really good at s-x in the dark.”

3. “i hope you don’t mind but i have a hangup about having s-x with the lights on. can i turn out the lights so i can fantasize that you’re a different girl?”

4. “i really don’t care how you look right now. let’s do it.”
girl, don’t take this the wrong way, but you look better with the lights off…

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