Betty Christian


someone (usually a girl) who makes a big show of being a christian by always wearing christian teeshirts, listening to christian music, constantly talking about going to church, and always keeps a bible on their night stand, etc…
“ugh, i can’t stand that girl… even though i tell her i don’t want to, she keeps inviting me to her church and telling me i should read the bible… she is such a betty christian!”

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