Bevit
the contemporary term used to describe someone who updates and/or changes their facebook status numerous times a day indicating all of their life’s events, fortunes, and misfortunes.
these people get ‘likes’ and comments from everyone who are also emotionally, physically, and mentally deprived in life, lost, or depressed and hangs onto social media to gain and attain attention.
“did you see their facebook status today?”
“which one?”
“the third one with the most likes and comments”
“ohh, yeah! what a bevit.”
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