beyblading
a handjob technique that has you grabbing the base of the p-n-s and pull back really fast like you would a beyblade.
in other words you “grip it and rip it”. you continue doing so until either the partner -j-c-l-t-s all over your face or his p-n-s gets ripped off.
” awww man i’m feeling pretty sore because my girlfriend was beyblading me last night” said random douche
much like ripcording, during s-x -n-l beads are fully inserted into the r-ct-m of the receiving partner. once they are all inside, stand to the side, and pull them out at full force whilst shouting “let it rip!”. then demand her bit beast.
“i was beyblading my girlfriend last night so hard the suction caused the contents of her plumbing to fly out and hit the wall and now i need to buy paint.”
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