bffft


a sound caused by a large force acting upon something else. it is a manly sound and can be used verbally to describe large, heavy or masculine objects/foodstuffs/people.

can also be used to describe excessive speed, height, t-rd size, uglyness, etc…..
e.g.1

mate, look at the size of that chip b-tty! bffft!

e.g. 2

your car is well fast, like bffft!

e.g. 3

whooaa!! she got one m-ssive -ss. bffft!

e.g. 4

bffft!!!!!

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