bffsm
best friends for six months; as coined by jimmy fallon and stephen colbert
tracey: hey can i borrow some money?
victoria: no way!
tracey: oh my god, you are so not my bffsm anymore.
or
dido: aeneas is my bffsm because he left me even after our cave s-x, to found the romans.
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