BFTs


abbreviation

big fake t-ts.

an abbreviation for an obviously augmented set of ta-tas.
woah! last week she was flat now those honkers are ginormous. i bet she got a set of bfts.
if you live in a small hick town it means- big f-cking truck
dude did you see cletus burning out with his bft today?

ya, i think he was going home to kiss his sweetie with his fist.
big floppy t-ts

as in big floppy t-ts the acronym
me: man that sarah girl got some b.f.t.
b-rush: big floppeh t-ts
’bout f-cking time

when you wait someone to respond or similar.
jim says, “hey man”
5 minutes later
rick says, “hey”
jim says, “bft”
b-tt f-ck texas. way out in the middle of nowhere.
i’m not going there, that place is way out in b.f.t.dude!!!
big f-ing truck

mo mo and toshanda be ridin’ in the bft with skinny dip and cletus
blunt force trauma. an extremely powerful marijuana blunt that causes trauma to ones psyche, allowing the affected person to only repeat the word “dude” over and over wal staring at a wall.
ted. dude

me. what

ted. dude

me. what. and why are you staring at the wall

ted. dude

me. f-ck bft again ted f-ckin light weight.

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