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1. the sound you hear when you are motor-boating someone with huge mammaries

2. the act of drowning in water or in big -ss t-tties
1. “guess what i did to your mum last night? bglbglbglbglbglbglbglbglbgl….”

2. “help!!!! bglbglbglbgl!!!! i’m drowning (in big -ss t-tties)!!!! bglbglbglbgl!!!!”

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