bhavz
n. female h-m- sapiens;
gorgeous, intelligent, athletic;
yet awkward, bizarre, and freakishly obssessive;
caution: does have mood swings and tendency to scare little children, especially chinese infants;
sleeping habitats include the freshman hallway, the lunch table, and on the floor, especially the floor in suku’s mandir;
warning: has many friends, so of you hurt her—mashal will jump on your back and bite you. suku, on the other hand is not afraid to slap, kick, punch, and in certain circ-mstances, use dynamic ninja moves…on you;
bhavz is one of the most special people you’ll ever meet and one of the most unforgettable people you’ll ever know.
bhavz is pretty rockin’ right?
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