BHJ
the “bhj”: a s-xual act given to someone using the hand; however, using the hand in an upside-down u shape and smacking the head and shaft of the p-n-s, quite unlike the typical jerk off formation of the hand. thus, the term “bad” hand job arises after a poor misinformed girl performs this act onto a fellow male companion
megan: i want to give you a hand job.
todd: ok, jerk me off baby.
megan proceeds to give a bhj (bad hand job) to todd failing to stimulate him
it should be noted that the swede, and all people alike did not actually “do” the bhj when a scored was scored. however, they mimicked the hand motion of the god-awful ‘bad hand job’.
the world record for the largest bhj: march 22, 2003: after scoring the first goal in the penguin cup game, the swede does a full arm, full rotation bhj from the goal line to our bench.
the world record for the most bhj’s in one place: march 22, 2003, everyone is the god d-mn arena.
the “bhj” is especially loved by the swede, and most likely all scandanavian-americans. filip sevedson-haauka, we will never forget you.
1) after the swede scores a goal, he does the bhj!
2) because of the swede’s obsession, the whole team, coaching staff, fan section, and parent section begins to give salute with the “bhj”!
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