bi-coffeexual


a person that usually drinks plain coffee flavored coffee, but sometimes likes to have a flavored starbucks coffee.
bill: dude i thought you only drank black coffee.

dude: you know bro sometimes i gotta run by starbucks and have half caff mocha with a shot of b-tter scotch.

bill: dude, you’re bi-coffeexual.

dude: yes but i like plain coffe most of the time.

bill: being bi-coffeexual, there is nothing wrong with that.

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