Bi-eber-Polar Disorder
a mental disorder afflicting teenage girls, characterized by extreme highs at the sight of justin bieber with marked lows or depression upon hearing of his -ssociation with selena gomez.
boy: omg, justin bieber is dating selena gomez?!
girl: waaaahh! (the snooki waahh) fml! i need a drink!
boy: someone has bi-eber-polar disorder,
girl: stop making fun of my medical condition!
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