Bi-lonajob


during the act of giving someone fallacio the caregiver gives the receiver a “double” surprise by cupping their b-lls in one hand while at the same time shoving a finger in his -sshole with the other hand.
last night the bl-w j-b my wife was giving me turned into a bi-lonajob when she decided to jiggle my b-lls and shove her finger in my -ss at the same time! that was quite the double surprise.

the wife was feeling frisky last night. she gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn’t even my birthday!

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