Bi-Winning

bi-winning, is a term coined in march 2011 by actor charlie sheen. meaning winning on the ultimate level, the term was used by sheen as a counter description to his erratic behaviour when a journalist inquired about his mental health. the journalist asked mr. sheen if he was “bi-polar” based on his apparent manic episodes. sheen replied that he was not bi-polar but was in fact “bi-winning” adding “i win here, i win there”.
i’m not bi-polar, i’m bi-winning!
the act of winning both here and there
not to be confused with bi-polar which has low points
charlie sheen: i’m bi-winning,
i’m winning here and i’m winning there.
a term coined by famous actor charlie sheen. the opposite of bi-polar. someone who believes that “can’t is the cancer of happen” would be described as bi-winning. a bi-winning person is someone with the blood of a tiger and who “bangs seven-gram rocks and finishes ’em, ’cause that’s how they roll”
interviewer: some are saying that you’re bipolar.
sheen: wow, what does that mean?
interviewer: i guess that, you know, you’re on two ends of the spectrum.
sheen: wow. and then what? what’s the cure? medicine? make me like them? not gonna happen. i’m bi-winning. i win here and i win there.
biwinning, also written as bi-winning, is a charlie sheen diagnosis that describes the presence of one or more levels of winning-ness. these elevated levels of winning have no correlation to the depressive episodes of bipolar disorder. according to charlie sheen’s research; one must “win here and win there” to be diagnosed as biwinning.

some of the side effects of biwinning are a p-ssion perceived as anger and hate, prolonged drug-filled nights with p-rn stars, loss of short and long term memory, and increased tolerance to seven gram rocks. the fda has not yet approved a cure for biwinning, however initial findings indicate that the blood of a tiger may unlock the secret to a stable and lasting cure.
“i am not bipolar. i am biwinning…” -charlie sheen
1.winning over here, and over there.

2. opposite of bipolar
interviewer: are you bipolar?

charlie: bipolar? whats that? im not bipolar, im bi winning.
the art of always winning weather your filiming two and a half men or slamming 7 gram rocks.
liz and dustin are bi winning
a term coined by charlie sheen referring to a state where one has adonis dna and tiger blood coursing through one’s veins.

the state of bi-winning is often achieved after taking more drugs than anyone could survive and then quitting said drugs solely through one’s will power.

to be in such a state, one’s brain may transcends this terrestrial realm to the extent that borrowing it would warrant the response “dude! can’t handle it, unplug this b-st-rd!” one must agree that drug tests don’t lie and scoreboard doesn’t lie to truly be bi-winning.

also, to reinforce one’s bi-winning-ness, one must constantly say “winning” whenever such a comment is warranted.
“wow what does that mean? wow and then what? what’s the cure? medicine? make me like them? not gonna happen. i’m bi-winning. i win here and i win there. now what?”