Bible slap


when you try to force unmarried men not to bring ladies to his or her residence and sleep with them. most likely happens during nightclub hours.
i saw this random guy on the street and saw he was around two lesbians who wanted to bring him home and bang. i showed him the bible verse 1 corinthians 6:9 know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of g-d? be not deceived: neither fornicators… but before i could finish reading he grabbed it out of my hand and did a bible slap across my face and i fell to the ground.

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