Bible Wife
that wife of yours who uses the bible when it fits her needs.
when you bring up the s-x issue, she uses the bible to justify herself. if you point out the flaws in her logic, bam! you’re the devil! if you don’t point out the flaws, well, you don’t get s-x anyway.
man: you know, your logic is rather flawed.
woman: ahhhhh! you’re satan! no s-x for you, satan!
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