Bibster
biblical hipster.
one part typical hipster…… skinny jeans, toms, tight v-neck t-shirt, smart frames etc. combined with one part “sold out” “born again” jesus freak. can usually be seen carrying a bible (may be in a man satchel) and tweeting about g-d’s love and the wonder of creation.
“our new youth pastor is a total bibster”
a baby hipster. roughly from age 3-8, commonly the offspring of a pipser and mipster (mother and father hipster).
check out the bibster in skinny jeans, fedora, ironic eyewear, flannel and oxfords!
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