cockbang


this is what happens when two men hug each other and one of them forgets to slightly stick his -ss out so as to prevent crotch to crotch contact.
the bar was so crowded that when jake gave me a hug he c-ckbanged me.
when someone is the equivalent of banging your c-ck into something and the pain that ensues.
“f-ck, bob is being a real c-ck-bang today.”
the noise made when your d-ck hits a hard surface with speed
woah did u hear that noise? must have been some c-ckbang
a term used by a women to her lover in the heat of lovemaking
she said she would c-ck bang the h-ll out of me, and she did!

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