Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)
bicoastal drunk texting (bdt) most commonly occurs with friends living on opposite ends of the country, separated by several time zones. someone on the east coast will start drinking at normal hours and then start drunk texting or s-xting their friends. what they don’t consider is that their west coast counterparts are three hours behind, so they start receiving these drunk texts and s-xts in the late afternoon/early evening.
bicoastal drunk texting (bdt)
messages 9pm et:
“i want you right now baby!”
“i’m so wasted! ahhhh i want you now!”
“sorry…drunkkkk”
recipient at 6pm pt:
“wow…she’s wasted and i haven’t even eaten dinner yet.”
“the future looks bright. i want to be you in 3 hours!”
“i love it when you bdt me baby.”
bicoastal drunk texting (bdt)
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