JHPA


a creature of such such ferocious an appet-te, that it often devours cities whole. should you ever encounter a jhpa, your chances of survival are nil. simply curl into a ball to lessen the pain of the jhpa’s 5 stomachs.

the full, expanded acronym is an unutterable series of words.
dude my house just got eaten by a baby jhpa.

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