Bicycle Egotism
the feeling of moral and physical superiority one derives from riding a bicycle instead of driving a car.
justin felt so good about himself from riding his bike to work all week, he delivered an obnoxious sermon to his co-workers about refusing to contribute to the destruction of the environment and resource wars. and that was when he realized he had bicycle egotism.
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