Bicycle Shorts


when a male gets a b-n-r and his shorts become tight, it appears as if he is wearing a pair of bicycle shorts.
when jerry saw linda walk by he was wearing bicycle shorts.
gay tight shorts worn by cyclers to show off their bulge
look at joe’s bicycle shorts.
shorts that professional cyclists wear, usually made from spandex and/or lycra.

also one of the reasons why i don’t enter trialithons.
bicycle shorts look queer, why can’t cyclists wear “normal clothing.”

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