Bideo
the mexican way of saying “video” or “videos”
“eh pedro, lets go to the bideo store im bored.”
one of those homemade videos that dumb-ss girls send to their boyfriends. the videos are subsequently distributed to friends, cl-ssmates, and pretty much the entire f-cking world, stupid girls.
ashley sent a bideo to her boyfriend and by sunrise the next day the entire town knew what she could do with a zucchini.
a child’s word for ‘video’. this is acceptable to be used up until about three years of age, after that, it’s not cute, it’s r-t-rded. another example is bolleyball (volleyball). this ‘word’ for young children will soon become extinct, just as the vhs has.
kid: can we get a bideo, mummy?
mum: v, v, video!
kid: v, v- bideo!
el paso slang for p-rn
marc: hey joe i’m bored lets go watch some bideos on your computer?
joe: don’t you mean video?
marc; nah, bideo. i need to rub one out tonight
joe: alrite, i heard the new jenna one is amazing. i’ll get tissues you bring the lube
when girls leave videos on their friends’s walls while under the influence. a common side-effect of drunk facebooking.
katie had way too much to drink at the birthday party and left a bideo on libby’s wall. whatta biddie.
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