Bidet Buffett


a bidet(pr-nounced bee-day), shoots a jetstream of water up towards one’s -sshole to cleanse the -n-s after a nasty sh-t. now, one uses a bidet and closes off the drain. he or she then lets the -ss-water marinate for several minutes and serves at room temperature.
my girlfriend’s dog bit me so i gave that hound a bidet buffett.

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