Bidetio


a s-xual term combining the words “bidet” and “f-ll-t–.” this act begins with a blumpkin. once the sh-t is successfully ejected, the bl-wj-b ceases, and the two partic-p-nts stand up and change positions. the girl crouches behind the man, and performs a rusty trombone. in the process, she cleans the man’s sh-t-filled -sshole, acting as a human bidet.
i f-cking love bidetios.

i got a bidetio last night, it was completely full service!

why pay for an enema when you can get bidetio? they’re free and pleasurable!

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