Bieber Paradox


the paradox that occurs when trying to simultaneously imply that justin bieber is both female and h-m-s-xual, yet not a lesbian.
-male joins a group of friends-
1: “i had s-x with a girl that just turned 18 last night.”
2: “you mean justin bieber?”
3: “there’s no way it was a girl. so is justin bieber a good top?”
1: “you guys suck. and you need to decide on if bieber is gay or a girl, the bieber paradox is messing with my head.”

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