s-x mad 13 year old male with gelled hair who sticks his tongue up at a bus window between his fingers forming the “i want to lick your p-ssy” sign at any p-ssing female who happens to be attractive. usually just to show off to his mates because he wouldn’t know what to do with a well built milf with big t-ts, or to amuse some airhead female in his school who is p-ssing by.
lisa: if that little bieber wannabe wasn’t 13 years old my boyfriend would kick the sh-t out of him.
- biscuit lifter
work shy layabout / couch potato who’s biggest exercise is eating biscuits what does he do – he’s a biscuit lifter
- b*tch *ss family
when an entire family is pathetic and cowardly the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree! no wonder he or she is like that! coming from that b-tch -ss family!
- blistered sister
a nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore. father mulveaney couldn’t help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at m-ss. he made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.
- boiled ham dinner
when you eat out your wife or girlfriend’s hot, juicy, sweaty and mungy -ss after she’s been seated at an outdoor event in a hot stadium seat for a few hours. very popular during the summer baseball season. after another great cardinals victory on a hot july day, frank got his wife back home right […]
- bulgarian shouting match
an event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. it begins when one person farts. if another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a bulgarian shouting match. person #1: hey, welcome back! how was lunch at that new korean restaurant? person #2: yeah […]