Bieberpocalypse
portmanteau of “bieber” and “apocalypse”
the ensuing m-ss of chaos, mayhem and h-ll that is created when teenage girls obsessed with justin bieber turn into mutant, degenerate, blood-sucking zombie fiends.
the most commonly afflicted are preppy b-tches that obsess over him.
while such a pandemic and cataclysmic event could probably be solved through peaceful negotiation and proper application of heavy metal,
(slayer, megadeth =/= justin bieber)
the most effective choice would be sharp and swift retaliation through the use of firearms. pistol calibers offer the most portability and 30mm offer the most power. the most logical choice would be however a 5.56×45 or 7.62x51mm -ssault rifle, applied to either the forehead or base of skull.
consult your nearest metalhead, headbanger, or skinhead for bieberpocalypse preparedness advice.
jim: dude, did you just see that chick? she used to listen to justin bieber and now she’s a f-cking zombie!
bob: holy sh-t bro, it’s the bieberpocalypse.
andre: both you n-gg-s get in my car. i got a few metallica cds and a tec-9. ain’t no zombie taken over my kfc!
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