Bielke Plan
an outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. if such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.
usage 1:
person 1: did you hear what we’re planning on doing for the redbull flugtag?
person 2: yeah… something about a refridgerator?
person 1: sounds sweet doesn’t it!?! we’re totally going to win.
person 2: (sarcastically) yeah… sweet… greatest bielke plan ever… call me when you actually get the refridgerator and i’ll help.
(6 months later the day before the compet-tion)
person 1: wtf!?!?! shawn still hasn’t gotten the fridge
person 2: thank goodness because someone was going to die.
usage 2:
i was playing goalie at zimmermans, but thanks to the bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and i slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
an outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. if such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.
person 1: did you hear what we’re planning on doing for the redbull flugtag?
person 2: yeah… something about a refridgerator?
person 1: sounds sweet doesn’t it!?! we’re totally going to win.
person 2: (sarcastically) yeah… sweet… greatest bielke plan ever… call me when you actually get the refridgerator and i’ll help.
(6 months later the day before the compet-tion)
person 1: wtf!?!?! shizzle still hasn’t gotten the fridge
person 2: thank goodness because someone was going to die.
i was playing broomball at zmans, but thanks to the bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and i slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
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