huge amount of narcotic substance
i’ve got bifftin bags of weed bruh
pr-nounced, yaf-cob. jafcob is the act of a lover sticking a raw corn cob into the others -n-s. the cob is then left for up to an hour and is cooked by the heat of the -n-s. the corn is then rendered off the cob and eaten by the lovers. hey babe lets do jafcob […]
- alaskan tornado
when the male stretches the womans -n-s to where he can pour mentos into her and then c-ke, mixing it with a whisk as the woman tries to push out the mixture. “honey do you want to try alaskan tornado on the bed or in the kids room?”
- you vagabond
a m-ssive big ego tw-t i.e jake paul “you vagabond” said james harshly
- badass jew
self-explanatory. if you still don’t get what “bad-ss jew” means, though, think about the bear jew or real-life bad-ss jews such as doctor ruth (a holocaust survivor and a haganah member).
jasping is welsh code for sh-gging sheep. typically this act involves the use of wellington boots. i was jasping for air, in the way my grandfather taught me.