big cock day
a day that, for some unknown reason, you are completely on top of your game. that everything is going your way, and no f-cker is going to bring you down. even your favourite appendage seems so much bigger and impressive today.
that f-cking idiot next door has been giving me sh-t again, banging on the walls and mouthing off…..but she don’t know what today is.
it’s big c-ck day ….and i’m motherf-cking bulletproof baby!!!!
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