Big D


1) dallas, texas
2) divorce
i’m goin’ through the big d and i don’t mean dallas.
— mark chesnutt, “goin’ through the big d”
the nickname of a man so great that chuck norris cries when he thinks about this man. he is god’s only fear and the devil’s worst nightmare. do not insult this man or he will destroy your life. he live in a small town in the richest province of canada and is very notorious all across town. a longer version of his name would be notorious big d. he has had s-x with more women then most men at the age of 20 and dated more women then any man. gay men dream about licking big d’s toes. women dream about licking big d’s big d.
he is very dangerous.
“dylan is now paralyzed with no fingers and is deaf now. its horrible!”
“what the h-ll happened?!”
“he insulted big d”
“… oh god. thats worse then being dead!”

three guys from school kept on bullying steve. steve asked big d for help. those three guys moved to russia. then died in their sleep. the cause is unknown, scientists believed they were dreaming of big d.
1) name for dallas, detroit, or denver
2) diarrea
3) divorce
4) self proclaimed “crazy redneck” from north carolina who entertains many people with his stories, songs, and motivational speeches. he has a long beard, frequently wears a bandanna and sungl-sses, and known for his trademark catchphrase “hey mullyf-cker”
1) i’m rolling into big d tonight. pick me up at the bus station and be ready to party
2) eating all that buffet food gave me an attack of the big d
3) chuck and his wife have been having problems for a long time. rumor has it the big d might be in the near future.
4) big d the crazy redneck is an inspirational role model. hey mullyf-cker hey!
t-ts, according to my 12 year old son who lives in irvine, ca
you see that b-tch, she got some h-lla big d’s. daaaaammmmmnnnn!!!!!!
phrase referring to someone who is big and also dirty. and the persone whom which the ph-rs- is referring too is unaware of what it means
me:”hahaha look at big-d, yo big-d”
big-d: “yo..”
one with an especially large c-ck.
zach: “aye big d you coming light up a blunt with us tonight?”

andre: “na man i’m gonna get a bl-wj-b from amanda tonight.
a flammer who was 0wn3d by karate.
look! now she’s taunting him with a t-rd on a stick!

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