Big Dick Day
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you look down during the day to notice your member sitting larger than usual (n.b. refers to a larger than average floppy length and/or girth). congratulations – you are having a big d-ck day!
a smiling jim emerges from the bushes having taken a quick whizz. “great news… i’m having a big d-ck day” says jim to his friends. friends are happy for jim (some high five).
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