big dick

hakuna matata; problem solved
i got into a car accident today…but who gives a f-ck! i got a big d-ck!
what every guy in the universe claims to have.
“heard he has a big d-ck…”
shut up oh my gawd him too??
“yeah, i guess its contagios.”
a big d-ck is a d-ck that is 8-12 inches long
i have f-cked lots of guys with big d-cks.
a male who was gifted by god with a nice package in his pants but has no f-cking clue what to do with it.

or how to use it.

he thinks simply getting wood is all he has to do to please a woman in bed. it’s not.
& that getting hard is the same as getting her off.

and giving him pointers, instructions, a f-cking road map, or gps is simply useless.

because he’s that gat d-mn clueless.

the opposite of good d-ck.
homegirl: girl, y u so angry?

you: motherfc-kin big d-ck tellin me he know how to break me off.

homegirl: ain’t that a b-tch.
you: yeah, so i just shot on his face and called it a night.
homegirl: i heard that…
one who has made a blunder

way to go big d-ck! – to be shouted at a volume at which everyone in the surrounding vicinity may hear
big d-cks is an expression used to express any emotion. this term should be yelled frequently and loudly, mainly to pedestrians who will in turn look around curiously. other variations of ‘big d-cks’ are ‘small d-cks’ (disappointment), and simply holding your hands infront of your face about 2 feet away from eachother. this newer form of sign language for big d-cks is a new step in its evolution. big d-cks can now be seen anywhere it can’t be heard.

picture: (_)_)===d
1. mark: big d-cks!
elliot: yeah its gonna be sick!
2. nick: dude small d-cks jeff, put ur c-ck away.
jeff: no eff u im driving do what i say.
3. (hands in front of face or on im) |————-|
in the dice game cr-ps, when the come out roll is a ten. any combination ie; 5+5, 6+4, 4+6 it is called big d-ck or at any time a ten is rolled someone might say there is big d-ck
common shooter, where is big d-ck, common dice big d-ck, no seven

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