big dong


someone who you don’t want to meet in prison when you have your pants sagging on accident, or in the showers.
inmate 1: hey, wheres jerry?
inmate 2: he ran into a big dong in the locker room.
inmate 1: oh, he ain’t gonna walk right for a week.

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