big ego


when your hair looks bad and you can’t pay your rent. you are depressed and you hate yourself and everyone hates you because you can’t help but make complimentary comments toward yourself subtly or grandly in conversation. you also believe that you’re better than others because of one small thing that you have but others don’t or have little of. you are a bad person and only you need to change. n-body else. just you
sir, you have a big ego and also a small p-n-s. can you even afford that watermelon?

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