Big Fat Wanker Dyke


this is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. this can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

they have a strange tendency to wear sungl-sses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

the sister term, ‘b-ll-nd’, which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, big fat w-nker dyk-
“look at that big fat w-nker dyk- eating everyone’s leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total b-ll-nd.”

“i know. it’s a good job she’s wearing her sun gl-sses indoors though, otherwise she’d look proper hanging. no doubt was with that short chav again!”

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