big gav
these 2 simple words mean just that – simple. also that he is big and his name is gav (usually shortened from gavin). this pretentious party beast has an albino look to the untrained eye. pr-ne to losing everything and never ready on time…..ever….ever ever. gay as f-ck. wets the bed occasionally.likes window shopping in the dam but no other countries – no one really knows why.lenap-rn starwasterlutalbinocampgay
girl in shop window: “awrite big boy”
big gav: “how old are you?”
girl in shop window: “how old do you want me to be?”
big gav: “14 at the oldest”
girl in shop window: “i’m 13 and it’s 50 euro’s, extra 20 euro’s to kiss me on the lips”
big gav: “what, you mean whisker buscuits luuuuuut?”
girl in shop window: “no, that is an extra 30 euro’s”
big gav: “up the -ss it is then – no babies”
girl in shop window: “done, payment first please?”
-fumbles for wallet-
big gav: “sh-t, i’ve lost ma wallet, but wait a minute – i’m big gav – you should be paying me beeeeeatch!!”
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